beka valentine's page

who i am

yeah, i bet you'd like to know more about me. you and every law-enforcement agency on the planet (and at least one not on the planet...)

i couldn't be who i am if i didn't know how to be nobody, so don't waste your time looking anywhere on the net for my personal details. i don't see any reason to share my profits with any particular government, so i'm not a citizen of anywhere. as far as any bureaucracy knows, i just don't exist. (i can make you cease to exist, for a suitable fee.) i do help them with their bookkeeping now and then. all those extra digits can be such a burden.

so, what am i? i am ready to do business with you. i deal in anything rare, unusual, hard to find or impossible. most jobs are too small.

if you're looking for the average cracking or fence work, look somewhere else. nothing about me is average, and in this world, you always get what you pay for.

what i do

scifi. p2p. type theory. functional programming. ai. cyberpunk video games. science history. linguistics. 90s/early 2000s tech culture. transhumanism. space exploration. trans shit. girls.

where i go

social media

@defnotbeka@twitter.com

@beka_valentine@twitter.com (suspended beginning of 2022)

@illegally_beka@twitter.com (suspended beginning of 2022)

@beka_valentine@kolektiva.social

hackerspaces etc.

queerious labs
not a bad little localité.
especially since their twitter account retweets me.

ftp://con
they want you to upload files.
isn't that the name of a song?